My monthly visit to Twitter/X to see if it's still going.

Actually seeing fewer crap adds this month. Might be hope yet.

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I don’t have proof that Suella Braverman sets off fireworks next to sanctuaries for orphaned puppies, but I won’t be surprised if it turns up.

Today's fail....

Having a tooth filling 3 hours before a networking event.

If you see me later, I'm not having a stroke. It's just the local anaesthetic wearing off.

Is that after deducting the security costs (£2m?), the business interruption from the protests, traffic disruption from road closures etc?

Name another company that kills products as frequently as Google....

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Just think, no matter how bad life gets, at least you’re not in this car.

More social media posts without facts should start with 'In My Opinion (IMO)'

...including this one.

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Wow.

I really hope the BoE don't claim these increases are actually responsible for the gradual drop in inflation.

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I wonder what her real name is.

I'd love to leave Twitter but i would miss all the fucking adverts for absolute shit that i wouldn't buy in a million years so i am staying put.