one day you wore a lacy cami under a graphic hollister tshirt for the very last time and you didn’t even know it

Apple fritters are god tier pastries. Taste amazing, texturally scrumptious, and has a fun name. A scone could never.

i sincerely wish more people understood how much of “willpower” is actually just dopamine regulation. That our in/ability to do everything we need to is almost exclusively brain chemistry and has nothing to do with moral character.

as a man why are u worried about a gas shortage? push your car where it needs to go

Don’t post your workout plan if it’s a bunch of hard stuff i have to do for several months, i already know about those. Only post if it’s a Spell

people who run to get rid of period cramps have apex predator energy & they terrify me

the person parked in their car next to mine this morning was smoking a joint WINDOWS UP blasting Taylor Swift at 7:30 am. I wish that person the best wednesday.

Wait a fucking second — you're telling me that a detective is wrestling with their personal demons??? While investigating a crime in a small town where nobody is quite what they seem???

this tweet is not relatable at all but If you are teaching kids to say “yu” for the u sound for the love of god please stop it’s so hard to undo and they can’t sound out anything

I can’t believe I’m starting my masters program this summer🤪

When people are mean in real life it's so shocking and embarrassing what do u think this is, a high school movie

the word you're looking for is punishment. the system is punitive. meaning it can only dole out violence. it cannot restore. it cannot transform. it cannot hold to account. but it can punish.

The military mobilizing and police dressing up in military assault gear across the country because of a jury verdict is not a sign of a healthy, functioning democracy.

What part of murdering a child do you want to “reform”?

Imagine thinking the people who care about the murder of a child are radicals and that the people who argue for impunity for the murderer are the moral ones.

When 13 year-old Adam Toledo was shot in Chicago, the prosecutor immediately said he had a gun. Now, with video coming out today, the state’s attorney’s office says that was 'inaccurate.' They really lied about a kid having a gun to justify his murder.

One of my students asked me if I yell JESUS CHRIST! When I have my first sip of coffee in the mornings

I have one season left of search party but it’s too good I don’t want to finish it

me on wikipedia finding out that an indie artist has famous parents