how did they even come up with the plot of sister act, it’s so simple but genius. singing nuns?? with respect, quentin tarantino ain’t writing that

to post the photo out of nowhere with the caption “lol”

I did Pilates one day and I see why it killed Jesus. Wtaf so fucking hard.

“people that eat yoghurt” LOOOOL what did yoghurt eaters ever do to you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

look I hate to be the first person to say it but it’s freezing

This rain????? What's the difference between today and November? Saturday was too good to be true

Minnie took AWF 😭😭😭😭 y'all not about to see her minussy out like that

I hate a “see 13 down” ass crossword clue. Bitch if you don’t get your own identity

just got destroyed by an 8 year old in monopoly who, at the end, said to me “everything you worked so hard for, i took away, and it made me feel good”

Me leaving any hotel for the last time

Why is no one inviting me to an International Women’s Day brunch and panel talk sponsored by a cosmetics company you cowards

never beating the sad girl allegations standing at a mother mother concert on my own with only gen z and a middle aged dad around me 🫶🏾

what's your point, they're valid

NYT connections categories

i actually didn't learn my lesson and that was my first guess 🙂

NYT Connections loves trying to call me uneducated over and over again. Tinder grinder bumble and hinge? Nice try, i learned my lesson after sponge bob square pants

Uzi look like Blue’s imaginary friend

just remembered that i was on a work call and someone said '100% faithful-' and I laughed and said 'hahaha YES the traitors, love that' and they continued '-to the brief' 🙂🙂🙂