Sorry I’m late, I had to charge the seven devices that I need to merely exist in the world.

If Democrats are serious about winning this election they should get serious about marketing the administration more broadly. Forget the guy at the top, this is a youthful, smart, highly effective team doing all kinds of good and popular policy.

Finding peace.

I guess my main question is how exactly she’s going to torture the poets.

He’s on it!

You mean the people that are afraid of rain?

Look I’m just saying, days of torrential rain, earthquake, eclipse on Monday…if God is real he’s playing all the hits this week.

Terminal 5 trending because of this is a huge moment of vindication for me

Republicans watching the State of the Union.

You know the speech went well because these idiots had to reverse their main talking point half way through.

*taps the sign*

Because this is a good place to live?

I am absolutely smarter than Andy Cohen, yes.