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Snarky Mommy

@SnarkyMommy78

enjoying every moment

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Not Today Eric(@NotTodayEric) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If our kids tweeted about us the way we do about them: “45 is on twitter fighting with 41 and 43 about 37 again if you wanna know how my day is going.”

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your other mom(@difficultpatty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I teach my high school students a unit on social media and the harm it can do to students + how it polarizes people. We are doing a 24 hour “phone fast” tomorrow, and in light of recent events, I may go way longer. It’s too much. We aren’t meant to process this amount of awful.

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Dadman Walking(@dadmann_walking) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Usually before i join a teams meeting, i mute my mic. this morning i joined a call and thought i hit mute but i did not. as i joined i let out a huge long sigh that 22 people got to hear. now i need to find a new job.

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Dadman Walking(@dadmann_walking) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My boys are all taking a week break from electronics. This morning I introduced myself to them and showed them around our home. then I took them outside and showed them the big bright light in the sky.

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Dadman Walking(@dadmann_walking) 's Twitter Profile Photo

oh good. i injured my lower back from just being in a seated position yesterday. what in the special adult bullshit is this

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meghan(@deloisivete) 's Twitter Profile Photo

me: *cooks something*

my kids: that was actually good

me: *cooks it a second time*

my kids: never make that again

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Emma Beasley🐝(@JustBeingEmma) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My mother-in-law called me a witch, but my husband was quick to defend me. He said, 'Emma wouldn't go near a broom.'

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Stephanie Ortiz(@Six_Pack_Mom) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I don’t know what my problem is, but I’m beginning to suspect that buying more organizing containers won’t solve it.

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Henpecked Hal(@HenpeckedHal) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Someday in the near future my kids will stop going to bed at 8:30 PM, and the idea of being stripped of those last vestiges of personal time and freedom is frightening to me.

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That Mom Tho 🐦(@mom_tho) 's Twitter Profile Photo

7: mom look I got my math test back!

me: you got 35 out of 35 that’s 100% im so proud of you!

7: cool, so 35 and 35 is 100?

me: …like I said, said proud…

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Richard Dean(@dad_on_my_feet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My 12yo has been distant

And tonight she was stressed about homework.

It was coding—which I did in grad school

In 10 mins her code worked, and she said “Thanks Daddy that helped a lot!”

Then we sat together as she happily edited it—instead of watching tv

What a perfect night

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Dadman Walking(@dadmann_walking) 's Twitter Profile Photo

tonight I put together 14's dinner plate because he always takes too much and leaves hardly anything for everyone else. I got him a good portion and set it down. 'I don't want this much. I'm not that hungry'. why are teenagers? I hate it here.

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Dadman Walking(@dadmann_walking) 's Twitter Profile Photo

14 told my wife and i that the music we listen to sounds like some old homeless man singing on the side of the road. it was dave matthews band. i need approximately 7-15 business months to recover.

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Professional Worrier(@pro_worrier_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Walked in on my son taking a can opener to the end of the pillsbury biscuits.

There are worse things to walk in on I guess.

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