What’s something that’ll make a British person say, “ooh, someone’s doing alright for themselves”?

Someone said it to me because I had some M&S biscuits.

Being unable to ask a stranger a question without first saying “excuse me, hi, sorry…”

Me haggling:

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Life has been a lot better since I discovered turning these on their side to eat them

Things someone will say before they try to give you some of their work:

- “What have you got on today?”
- “What are you working on at the minute?”
- “Can I borrow you for two secs?”
- “How busy are you at the moment?”
- “How’s your day looking?”
- “Ooh, just the person I was

If Monday was a supermarket meal deal, what combination would it be?

True romance.
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Couldn’t finish the London Marathon. Gutted. Tried my absolute best. Just too tired. Maybe I’ll manage it next year.

Have put a film on instead.

What would make a British person finish the #LondonMarathon in world record time?

For me: if someone was reluctantly but politely holding a door open for me at the finish line (then when I got there I’d take over the door holding for someone else)

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I just hurt my neck while tilting my head back to eat a handful of grated cheese.

What’s your stupidest injury?