To all you LFC fans giving me verbals I love it bring it on just remember I’m up there with your beloved Bill Shankley I have achieved I’ve won things your little memes won’t win you trebles or a residency at KNEBWORTH so sit down MCFC LG x

Both the emirates & Anfield empty at 90mins.

None of them would cope being an Everton fan, stadiums full of glory hunters

That MaCallister is quite shite isn’t he 😂

The billion pound bottle jobs😂

If Sean Dycho beats Klopp in the derby, erect a statue of Sir Sean Dycho at the bramley moore

RED AND WHITE SHITE

A Sean Dycho masterclass incoming at Goodison park vs the redshite.

Stink the place out. Hoof ball. Win 1-0 and it goes in off Coleman’s arse.

Beautiful

Van Dijk & Allison. £150 million pounds of shite

It does, Widnes

World war 3 or Liverpool win the league, I know which one I’m hoping for

World war 3 has started, we’ll be sound in the UK though, we’ve got the shredfast lads doing burpees on the front line

My mates lad makes the first pass from centre back, Carter Pinnington, what a star.

£80mill for a hotel what the fuck is it made out of marble

I want to knock out Richard masters

Some terrible stances here.

Each and every one of them would get flattened by anyone who knows how to fight.

Not one of them has any guard 😂😂

What gyms this so I can avoid it?

Skin fade ☑️

Interview suit ☑️

Blueberry & pink gin vape ☑️

Little English breaky ☑️

£2 e/w bets ☑️

Pint of piss £10 ☑️

Best day ever

Weird arrogant prick.

Reading a quote off of a piece of paper for a professional interview

I hate this dumpling

When I say I haven’t touched a drug, not socially, I’ve been prescribed sertraline and slowly but surely the need for that is easing. Life is so precious. I’ll never understand the drinking culture. You’re borrowing time from tomorrow with tomorrow’s hangover. It’s not worth it

SomeEvertonfan this is why the thursdays are the the best for me - more local businesses etc feels more suited

ladies day - absolute wool fest