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Sonnet Fitzgerald

@Sonnet_Fitz

📚 I didn't peak in high school, I'm still out here getting cuter.

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calendar_today03-10-2012 18:29:57

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Sonnet Fitzgerald(@Sonnet_Fitz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Speaking of young guys trying it.

Shout out to the guy in the Dodge Charger, probably 25 years younger than me, who just pulled up alongside me on the freeway and rolled down his window just to say hi.

Doing God's work.

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I just read a thread on Reddit where teen and 20s boys are saying that the best way to find a woman in her 50s to hook up with is by prowling on Words with Friends.

Boys, no.

I hate this, and I don't even play it. Just... ew, gross.

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Josh Trebach, MD(@jtrebach) 's Twitter Profile Photo

last winter I came to a crowded four way stop but my car started sliding on the ice and I couldn’t stop and I was like ok neat here comes death

but since this is the Midwest everyone just watched my car slowly slide through the intersection and waved and smiled as I slid along

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Emily♡(@ItsEmilyKaty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I asked autistic people and ADHDers what they find hard about therapy and what adjustments would help. Out of over 800 responses, these were the most common replies and themes.👇🏻

I asked autistic people and ADHDers what they find hard about therapy and what adjustments would help. Out of over 800 responses, these were the most common replies and themes.👇🏻
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Ask a Manager(@AskAManager) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Librarians of Ask a Manager (for you are legion): I’ve had requests for info about how people can advocate for libraries + help protect them from book bans. If there’s an org that wants to publish something on AAM about it, I’d happily give you the space...

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Sonnet Fitzgerald(@Sonnet_Fitz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I am at a work event, where today I sent a fuck/marry/kill text about the presenters to my work bestie to make her laugh. But instead actually sent it to my boss. My very religious boss.

I'm so fired.

Follow me for more career tips!

Also, just wondering, how's the job market?

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Sonnet Fitzgerald(@Sonnet_Fitz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I went on a walk with someone I like today and both tripped on a rock and managed to be completely breathless within 15 minutes.

Why am I like this.

I legitimately walk like 3 miles a day and function just fine and enjoy it when I'm by myself. WHAT IS GOD TRYING TO TELL ME

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Sonnet Fitzgerald(@Sonnet_Fitz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I just signed up for a UI/UX specialization course. It's so far outside my wheelhouse, and I'm nervous. But I've given it a ton of thought, and this is what I want to do. Onward!

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We bought engineering-themed fridge magnet poetry for our office (we're a software and mechanical engineering firm) and it's the most fun I've had in years.

We bought engineering-themed fridge magnet poetry for our office (we're a software and mechanical engineering firm) and it's the most fun I've had in years.
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Ashwin Rodrigues(@shwinyo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

(Camera pans to a weird guy shoveling clam chowder into a dumpster.) Imagine if this was a bank. And also a hospital. Once Twitter is X, it will all be possible. If you don’t understand it you’re not smart enough.

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Kevin Martin(@ktmartin82) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My time as a Star Tribune photo editor is nearing an end. Here are some photos I will never forget, by each of the wonderful staff photographers at the Star Tribune.

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Dr. Jacqueline Whitt(@notabattlechick) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Academic twitter: I need to find a reliable line editor/ copyeditor for a manuscript (~100 pages) - humanities, social science, government - who can work on a two-week deadline in August AND who can process a credit card payment that is NOT through PayPal, Venmo, CashApp, etc.,

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