My awful cousin has been arrested for … of all things… horse theft. Pioneer ass crime. Little house on the prairie ass crime.

I haven’t skipped in probably 30 years. I tried skipping in 2021 just to see if I could. Still recovering.

pandas have huge teeth, bite force of a lion, gigantic sharp claws, and the strength of any other bear. yet they choose to be silly. the power in that.

This doesn’t make sense. If it were a bike factory and you were employee of the month you wouldn’t be the most bike person.
A little bit of irrationality really elevates an insult.

Fucking idiotic scumbags youtu.be/IR2tohOIKyU?si…

lol - getting pizza slice and the guy in front of me (trying to banter with the cashier) is like “you made mine with extra love right” and the cashier very solemnly and Eastern European accentedly said “it’s made with normal amount pepperoni”

Very sad O.J. died before he could catch the real killer 😬

And even after getting served the softest of soft balls, the desiccated husk forgets what fucking century he’s in lolool

Damn lol Peter Alexander is asking the hard hitting questions to the desiccated husk, like, 'do you promise to defeat these evil republicans, great sir?!?' lolol fucking pathetic twitter.com/cspan/status/1…

Amazing nugget on RFK Jr dug up by Jason Riley

Weird how we all of a sudden have eclipses after the vaccine……..

Test your memory against Joe Biden's memory!! If you read this and still remember the beginning of the tweet, congrats you beat Biden! 😂

People who kill babies are upset Republicans won't let them kill more babies.

Liberals only know what gender is when they are screeching that men shouldn't make decisions for women, otherwise, gender doesn't exist 😂🤤😬

God gave us eclipses to make stupid people blind.

There's been big drama about this technology recently.

Back in 1999, a man named Steve Gass invented a system that sensed flesh and allowed the blade to stop and retract before it could cut into hands and fingers.

This wasn't some gimmick. It actually worked. 40,000 people in…