I need to go back to school just to be competitive in dating I guess

when i saw this i thought it sounded familiar and tbh i gotta respect a guy running a meme account being so lazy to not even update the lack of capitalization

seems legit

Drops of Jupiter is a bop but I still hate the song bc the chorus uses the phrase “one without a permanent scar” and it’s like bro every scar is permanent, like permanence may be the single most identifying aspect of a scar, complete nonsense lyric wasting my time

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Travis Scott with a Mt Rushmore level SNL performance

Not sure how I never knew that Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert were the voices of The Ambiguously Gay Duo

like this guy but less dancing more filling your divot

The thing I think we can all agree on in the age-gap relationship discourse is that everyone of all genders younger than 25 really shouldn’t be making long term decisions

A little fun surprise to see what this is a reply to

hey real quick an entry level tech worker with debatable skills and zero experience will make a higher salary than a former WNBA #1 overall pick after 4 years in the league. Just in case you thought we had priorities straight or something

Okay I knew about soaking but I DID NOT KNOW about shaking oh my god oh my god lmaoooooo

When you make fun of a Tesla Cybertruck, this is who you’re making fun of.

If you’ve ever thought “i wish there was a simpler way to accidentally share my nudes with my brother” well do I have good news for you

Florida kids will no longer have tik tok but can entertain themselves with guns and Covid