Major D Malpas
@SpartacusLives
Purveyor of poor quality twitter output. Knob gags, cat pics and memes of fat people falling over a speciality.
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25-09-2022 10:39:16
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Board meeting of #UnreconstructedMensClub tonight. Gavin Hamilton, Keith and myself meeting shortly to agree on the appointment of our auditors.
With all the experience they've gleaned over the past decade, I understand Nicola Sturgeon and Peter Murrell are entering the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the....
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