that second one was embarrassing

Islanders TRYING to give up a shorty

so I have a work event with an open bar in my hotel but I’m peopled out

in theory*, would it be wrong to just wander down, get a drink, and take said drink back to my room, and watch hockey, and repeat this process a few times

*I may have already done this once

I need somewhere to watch the @canes game in Austin

I need somewhere to watch the @canes game in Austin

at a company offsite and we are watching some presentation and people are randomly “clapping” with this little noisemaker and am I in a cult?

they be building

Uber hitting me* with surge pricing when a car got me in 3 minutes and there is no traffic? 🤔

*my employer

✈️ CLT ↗️ AUS

good news: looks like I have an empty seat next to me

bad news: this Boeing plane has a warning light that isn’t specific and we’re delayed 15 min

entertainment: nerdy guy in front of me is shooting his shot w/ lady next to him

bad news: turbulence expected

gate for my flight to Austin has changed like 4 times today, this latest one to an entirely different terminal

*set on fire

it looks like a geocities site

Wordle 1,045 6/6*

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Happy #PurpleShirtGuy Day 😭😭😭

Idea for Dilworth Neighborhood Grill: Put a sign up today that says Hats Off To The Panthers On A Great Draft.

“sneakers”, “pop” ,and inviting people to a “bbq” are some of my “you ain’t from ‘round here” 🚩🚩🚩