Saturday Thoughts Xers

If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.
-Unknown

Big laughs
Little laughs
Roll on the floor laughs.
In between the serious moments
I'm working on my wrinkle lines.
I want them in the right places.
How about you?

Have you written letters ?

People should write letters again

It’s special

Better than screenshots

Sometimes I look back on my life and I'm impressed I'm still here

A Seattle dance team wasn’t allowed to perform their routine after they showed up with American Flag themed shirts.

They were told the shirts made some people feel “unsafe” and “triggered” and they either had to remove them or not perform.

They chose to stay patriotic and…

Fuck, it's Friday Xers

Fucking finally! It's a fuckalicious Friday full of fuckery and fucktabulous fun. Fucky McFucktard of Fuckaroonie couldn't be any fucking happier. A fuckologists dream of fuckable fun! Frolicking fuckity fucking fun on Friday. Afuckinmazin fucks of fun!

Hey single people, I met a 79 year old patient last week who met her 2nd husband on FetLife AND I met her because she broke her hip falling off the bed with him. Anyway, live your best life but it’ll never be better than Edith’s.

At this time, I think much of humanity has forgotten what core reality is. I would suggest spending a month alone in woods with very little gear it will quickly bring you to terms with that core reality and will probably give you a new view on the world in general.

What’s up tweeps/X’s! Let’s get wild on a Thursday! Let’s do a BOGO! Get any of the ‘Merica Mingo shirts or tanks and get a freebie! No promo code needed! Just add to cart and I’ll add the freebie in on my end! ChunkyFlamingo.com #RockTheMingo

It's time for another episode of # #NinasFaveDay ! I am looking forward to my birthday trip in less than a week. So let's play with trip pics! SHOW ME WHATCHU GOT!
#ThiccThursday #ThighThursday

Happy sigh for Thursday Thigh Xers

Thighs
Delicious thighs
On a delicious Thursday
Give a happy sigh
For all the thighs
You'll see today
Thighs together
Thighs apart
Thighs all day
From the start
Here and there, a boob
Then back to thighs
To make you swoon.

“We are living in dangerous times, where once again politicians want to give criminals more rights than victims. The ‘Fourth Amendment is not for Sale Act’ is another step in the wrong direction. If this bill passes, it WILL allow crime to go UP and our ability to arrest bad guys…

Todays #moveforwellness21 exercise is Pike into Plank a fab Abs exercise & yes you will “feel it” after 3 sets. Yes I sure did feel it. I did the way I could.
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I am my own worst enemy … that never freaking changes

It’s #HumpDay !!!! Be awesome and add to cart 🛒! It will ship today! Grab yours at ChunkyFlamingo.com

Texans know 😮‍💨🤭

The amount of men giving me a hard time for getting my health checked is sad. I’m a straight man. A man’s man. 80% of my family has died young to heart issues. Me, my brother and my two remaining cousins make jokes about who’s next. It’s not gay or weak to get checked. Idiots.