Rhyme it Wednesday Xers

Point bow forward
Keep me stern steady
Hands port and starboard
At the ready
Leaking parts
Plug them up tight
Work it hard
Hump me jus' right
Let's play pirate
C'mere you cutie
Plunder and pillage
To get me booty
All for pleasure
Come get me treasure.

Book was so good, I finished it one night.
Y'all should read it.

Darlin, bless your heart, you can suck the fart out of a possum's ass.

It's Tuesday Tits
On X

You know the drill
Did it before
Scroll for tits
Til thumb is sore
Gaze with wonder
Admiration
And yes...lust
Waiting for your favorite
Set of tits
Every week you trust
They will be there
With or out nips
Awaiting your likes
On your next trip
Y'all
Respect

This is Messi. He's been an explosives detection K9 for 6 years. For his final shift before retirement his coworkers threw him a surprise party. 14/10 congratulations Messi

Need motivation Monday Xers

Woke up like I hadn't slept
And freezing
Where was a warm body
When I needed one
My patience is running
Thin
Waiting for summer
To get here
So I can turn on the air
Instead of heat
Then I'll need a warm body
Again
Clothing optional
Happy Monday y'all.

I love this photo.
This moment was captured my one of my assistant instructors.
I was helping this student with her grip, and she was shaking terribly, terrified to start shooting.
I stopped the class to talk to her.
Turns out, she was the victim of armed robbery- TWICE by the

”We were married nearly 48 years. This loss is overwhelming! His second Vietnam war was with AGent Orange. He was just as tough at 74, as he was when drafted at 18.” - Joni Adkins
#VietnamWar #AgentOrange #RIP #Veterans

'Put me back on my shelf' 🎶
#SelfieSunday
#ShareASmile #ShareASong #TheTourturedPoetsDepartment
#FakeItTilYouMakeIt

Sunday sinner and saint Xers

Chilly spring morning
To stay in bed.
Grab a cup of coffee
And breakfast.
Then think of all the ways
We can sin.
I'll do that thing until
Your toes curl.
You do that thing while
I grip the sheets.
Hurry, eat your breakfast
Oh wait....
I'm breakfast?!

A British spy goes undercover in America and tries to infiltrate the United States Congress.

To get into politics, he has to pass an oral exam.

Examiner: When did the USA gain independence?

Spy: July 4, 1776

Good. How many continents are
there?

Easy peasy, seven.

Damn,

Saturday Thoughts Xers

There is a voice inside of you
That whispers all day long
'I feel this is right for me
I know that this is wrong'
No teacher, preacher, parent, friend
Or wise man can decide
What's right for you-just listen to
The voice that speaks inside
-Shel Silverstein

The Friday Fuck Xers

Well fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. And a fuck. With fuckery on top of the fuck. A little fuckalicious on top of the fuckton of fuck. Some fucktabulous fuckery to go with the fuck. Every fuckin fuck from Fuckaroonie. It's the weekly fuckening of fucks. Fuck.

A pinch of pre- conceived notions, a dash of dogma..mix well in a bowl of innuendo, then just say the magic word, and...PRESTO! you legitimize anything you want, no matter how stupid it is!!!

This is Dolly. She came here to splish splash and cause chaos. And she's all done splishing and splashing. 12/10

Don’t forget….. every day is a great day to #RockTheMingo !! Grab yours over at ChunkyFlamingo.com

Good afternoon y'all its bonus scripture Thursday !

Come and see the works of God;
He is awesome in His doing toward the sons of men.

Psalm 66:5

Thursday Thighs Xers

Coffee thighs for your eyes
Are you as smart as Einstein?
You know what to do with
Coffee thighs?
Start with lips
Take a sip
Move to tongue
It'll keep you young
To work it hard
Don't be caught off guard
When at last
The coffee's gone
You hope
And expect
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