Sox can’t do anything right defensively so it’s time to build the damn submarines.

I messed up the Weather Lookahead™ again. I’m extremely disappointed in myself. Just want to say thank you to my Section 10 Podcast brothers for having my back. This is a difficult time for me. Need to be better.

That is one of the dumbest Red Sox losses of my lifetime. Zero exaggeration. Genuinely can’t believe David Hamilton missed the bag on the easiest double play ever. I don’t care that he’s filling in for Story. Literally anybody can touch 2nd and turn that. So embarrassing.

Might as well lose this game 20-3. Keep it coming.

Sox emergency catcher getting ready

Reese can’t be getting tossed there. Sox now in a brutal situation. And that was a strike too. Gotta be better than that.

Would be sick if Kenley Jansen could throw some strikes. Not asking for much.

Of course the Connor Wong Dong Gong happens when I’m immensely pissed off. I’ll take it though.

YOU CAN’T POSSIBLY BE SERIOUS. I HATE THIS TEAM SO DAMN MUCH.

Hamilton missed the base?? WTF dude. This is so tiring.

Not again.

Red Sox starters have given up 0.8 runs per start this season. That’s good.

Matt Holliday is so ready to rap battle somebody right now.

Thought that Reese ball was going to Maine.

“Holliday really looks ready defensively.” Yea minus the fact he’s missed 2 popups in 2 games.

Derek Jeter was one of the best Red Sox shortstops of all time. People forget.

Ippei Mizuhara gambling debt: $40.7M

Entire A’s payroll: $43.2M

Fenway Weather Update: Chances of a Sox rainout has dropped to 1% for tonight.