Happy non-weed user awareness day.

Did you guys hear there was an eclipse today? Feel like I didn't hear anything about it.

Do you think we are closer to the beginning or the end of this shitty tattoo thing?

Being concerned or upset about time change is the weirdest thing to me. In my 48 years it's never been an type of issue, I just don't understand.

Me too McDonald's, me too.

In the very wise words of David Lee Roth,
no no no no, don't take em off, don't take...leave em on, leave em on

Hunting deer hunter widows is what I enjoy about deer season here in WI.

Thank you to the lovely lady that helped remedy my grueling participation in no nut November.

Everything makes me think of her

There's a 50/50 shot she would have been in to it. (Redheads, crazy)

I'm pretty sure I know her.

When I'm up at the cabin my favorite thing to do is walk over by the boat launch and watch couples from Illinois try to get their boat in the water and start the divorce proceedings.

There's just something about thunderstorms on an overnight. Charged.

You've never really seen anything until you've seen a strip club north of Hwy 8 in Wisconsin.

Was supposed to be in Vegas this week. Instead I'm on an emergency project in a fucking blizzard at 3:30 in the morning. FML.

That post nut clarity is a doozy sometimes.

Any ladies offer a gift wrapping service as part of an appointment?

If you want to use your work to support some dirtbag feel free. Being offended I don't want to use my appointment time to hear a rant about him being a loser is a you problem.

Be thankful.

All these people celebraring because their dipshit won. There are no good politicians on either side. They are all government tit suckers looking out for no one but themselves.