Good morning. Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility.

If you read social media, it turns out about 95% of the US population has extensive experience piloting container ships out of Baltimore harbor.

Somewhere, right now, Jesse Watters is eating a cherry popsicle.

Slowly.

Donald Trump, expectation: I'll PAY YOUR LEGAL FEES!

Donald Trump, reality: I need you to pay my $642,000,000 legal fees.

Let the Fox News Pundit among us who hasn't had an extramarital affair with one of his subordinates cast the first stone.

Thoughts and Prayers finally worked yesterday during the shooting at Joel Osteen's Mega Church. The money was unharmed.

Somewhere right now, Kevin McCarthy is drinking Boone's Farm straight from the bottle and making the jerk-off hand gesture towards his TV set.

Once again: I'm no longer active on this platform due to the owner's behavior. Here's where you can find me instead:

stonekettle.com/2023/08/where-…

Once again: I'm no longer active on this platform due to the owner's behavior. Here's where you can find me instead:

stonekettle.com/2023/08/where-…

Antisemitism randomly appearing on my timeline.

Anyway, looking forward to seeing how Elon's 'thermonuclear' lawsuit proving there's no antisemitism on this Free Speech Absolutism platform shakes out.

As this dying platform descends further and further into a wasteland of antisemitism, Islamophobia, MAGA rage, hate, fear, bitcoin scams, and Elon self gratification, a reminder:

stonekettle.com/2023/08/where-…

No. FUCK no. I'll give Elon all my money before I give those thieving sons of bitches a single bit of my content.

As this dying platform descends further and further into a wasteland of antisemitism, Islamophobia, MAGA rage, hate, fear, bitcoin scams, and Elon self gratification, a reminder:

stonekettle.com/2023/08/where-…

I'm no billionaire genius rocket engineer who the media thinks is an expert on literally everything, but it seems to me that if you don't want to be called out for antisemitism, maybe stop actively promoting antisemitism and giving actual fucking Nazis a platform. I dunno.

Bait and Switch!