How humiliating. The Charlotte GOP accidentally mocked a word-for-word transcript of Donald Trump's incoherent speech without realizing it was Trump's words.

Greatest TV advert ever? ⚽️🇮🇹📺

I think so…

** NEW UMPIRE AUDITOR RECORD **

Umpire Angel Hernandez rang up Wyatt Langford on three consecutive pitches out of the zone.

The strikeout pitch missed outside by 6.78 inches.

This was the largest miss on a called strikeout in Umpire Auditor history.

Call: Ball
Umpire: Ángel Hernández

Not the most comfortable swing

RIP to Pittsburgh native Joe Flaherty

Joe Greene and Rocky Bleier appeared on SCTV for a skit written by Joe Flaherty and John Candy

Also featured are Martin Short, Catherine O’Hara, and Flaherty as the doctor.

Check my reply for part 2

So China and Russia want Trump? I bet I know why! China’s Advancing Efforts to Influence the U.S. Election Raise Alarms nytimes.com/2024/04/01/bus…

Our Trump reporting upsets some readers, but there aren’t two sides to facts: Letter from the Editor cleveland.com/news/2024/03/o…

New Federal Judiciary Rule Will Limit ‘Forum Shopping’ by Plaintiffs nytimes.com/2024/03/12/us/…

Headline of the Year!

Conservatives Explain Why Casual Sex Should Be Illegal theonion.com/conservatives-…

1980 World Champion 🏆 Philadelphia Phillies 🔔

#MarjorieTraitorGreene #HunterBiden #HunterBiden Laptop #impeachmentinquiry

ON THE PRIMARIES SO FAR AND EITHER TRUMP OR BIDEN BEIN IN TROUBLE

Someone come get Gramps. #DementiaDon #viralvideo

Clarence Thomas Announces 50% Discount On All Favorable Rulings theonion.com/clarence-thoma… via @theonion

ON COMER/JORDAN BEIN RUSSIAN PAWNS AND TRUMP TRUCKERS BEIN FULL OF IT

I’m no math major, but “Save America PAC” raising $8,508 while spending $3.9 million doesn’t seem sustainable. Donald Trump’s Cash Crunch Just Got Much, Much Worse thedailybeast.com/donald-trumps-… via The Daily Beast

It appears that about 45% of Americans are “useful idiots”—luckily they call themselves “Republicans“ so we can identify them easier.

Not just Jim Jordan and James Comer—the entire Republican Party has been a subsidiary of Russia since it worked to get Trump elected in 2016.