What was “the incident” at your comedically unsafe bridge?

the beach boys is the only band i can think of that has a villian

Meet the Zoo’s newest arrival, a baby boy Masai giraffe named Tino! On Saturday morning, giraffe keepers arrived to find a baby giraffe! He will spend mornings with the herd on exhibit and afternoons continuing to bond with mom, Kamili, behind the scenes: bit.ly/44mcmZ2

I’ll never do media or podcast.
I’m taking my ball and going home when I decide to hang up the cleats.

Nice promotional shot

Here’s reality:

Today in 1978, the Houston Oilers pick Earl Campbell first in the NFL draft.

Fire Cintron and Snitker Ŧ 🌵 J-Lope, jack ass

I always love telling people people got Olympic gold medals in sculpting back in the day. Glad someone wrote an article on it lol
via @NYTimes nytimes.com/2024/05/02/us/…

your name is not Jaxson Dart. Fuck you. get out of here man

I’ll admit Giménez with the delayed out at 2nd last night was funny

Boeing’s internal whistleblower complaint process

If Fertitta gets a hockey team we should call them the Houston Arrows.

cj stroud gets it

i notice he's not getting his skull slammed into the sidewalk like a professor who says 'what are you doing?'

DAWG LMAOOOOO