“I’m a musiciannnn 😀” I whisper to myself, as I withdraw my annual $1.28 from my Distrokid account for the streams I’ve gotten on the ONE song I released almost half a decade ago

cute- unmasked nurse coughing into her sweatshirt in an infusion center full of unmasked patients currently getting IV immunosuppressants

I’m grateful this article mentions rising hostility towards mask wearers as a reason people stay home. We refuse to adopt clean air policies that would make public spaces safer - giving folks no option but to mask. If they face anger & aggression - it’s no wonder they stay home.

Personally, I don't want to keep masking for the rest of my life, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to (& have to). This really fucking sucks.

Bike shopping in Edmonton. Just crossed Mud Sweat & Gears off my list.

It's the way all these celebrities were falling over themselves to post unambiguous condemnations on every social media platform when this happened but are silently meditating through a genocide now with their eyes closed

Israel has broken SIXTY TWO United Nations Resolutions with absolutely no consequences.

Iraq broke two and got invaded and destroyed by the United States for 8 years.

You know what they* say!
When the dopamine well runs dry, it’s time for some pie!

(*it’s me. I’m they.)

Did I reschedule my therapy session so I could play the new Stardew Valley update all day in peace?

…👀🤷🏻‍♀️

I set a goal of recording for two hours, today.

I made it to 1 hour 45 minutes before my dog started snoring so loudly that the recording closet couldn’t block it out 😂

I’ll take it!

With summer coming up, this is your friendly reminder not to push people into pools/bodies of water unless you have their direct permission.
Though phones have become largely waterproof, some of us have implanted medical devices that could literally KILL US if they get wet ✌🏻

I want to add a few things I learned in my marriage as a chronically sick person (which didn’t work out): 1/

Hi Sainsbury's your Kensington store manager Marika just refused me access to a bathroom.

Despite presenting this.

I look forward to your response.

I like Supermarket Simulator because it allows me to do things I can’t do in real life, like buy a bunch of groceries

Me: My allergies feel pretty under control for the first time in ages!

The Weather: What if you have to keep turning your furnace off and on every few days 😈

Americans killed buffalo to starve Natives. After slavery, the U.S banned Black people from harvesting food to force them back to plantations. The British hoarded food and created a famine in India. These are European settlers doing what European settlers have always done.

I was on hold for 30 straight minutes waiting to schedule an echo, only to be ✨mysteriously disconnected✨

It’s officially a Monday-Styna problem.
Friday-Styna has no more mental bandwidth.

People keep asking why the CDC changing Covid isolation guidelines matters since “people aren’t isolating anyways.” It matters because it emboldens people to knowingly spread a deadly virus & it further pushes the narrative that the vulnerable are expendable. 🧵 👇🏼