'A missile for a missile leaves the whole world fissile'
-- Some person infected by the wisdom virus
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'My bowels were put in a state of shallow diarrhetical fortitude by the wokeness of the Deep State.'

Do you still get convicted if you doze off while the judge reads the verdict? Asking for a friend.
cnn.com/2024/04/18/opi…

'One day in early 2026 House Speaker Marge left work with a sense of fulfillment. She knew she had made a meaningful difference and the Woke Mind Virus was finally retreating.'

P45 LEGAL UPDATE: Sources say Matt Gaetz couldn't make it to P45's court room nap-time meetup because he wasn't quite sure what time it was.

BREAKING: P45 reportedly had a nap in court today. According to sources he hasn't had a better nap since his last meeting with Stormy, though these claims are not yet fully confirmed. nytimes.com/2024/04/15/nyr…

'Stuck in a daytime job as Governor of the State of New Hampshire. Dad to 3 spawn & Handler of one of the unluckiest wives in my state.'

If this 2nd round of destruction of America's institutions is allowed to happen, nobody can say they were not warned. vox.com/policy/2412209…

FLORIDA: 'Don't say 'Gay''
TEXAS: 'Don't say 'Atchoo!''
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🎵 Have I told you lately that I blocked you
Have I told you there's no one else below you
You fill my heart with sadness
Take away all my gladness
Fuel my troubles, that's what you do 🎵
-- The 'Blocked on X Song'

P45: 'I would like to delay my hush money case'
JUDGE: 'Hush'
cnn.com/2024/04/10/pol…

P45 LEGAL UPDATE: As required by law, P45 will get a jury of his peers. However, it's not known when Kim Jong Un, Putin and the Ghost of Mussolini are available for jury duty. cnn.com/2024/04/11/pol…

QUESTION OF THE DAY: Does P45 have a Bronco, and does he know how to race it?

BREAKING MAGA NEWS: Kevin McCarthy says he was ousted as House Speaker to halt what some people call 'The Gaetz Interstate Love Probe'.
theguardian.com/us-news/2024/a…

SERIOUS QUESTION: Is it still news when P45's motion to delay one of his trials is denied when it happening almost daily or hourly? apnews.com/article/donald…

SCIENCE UPDATE: Electromagnetic waves can travel through vacuum.