Man missing after trying to use rowing machine in River Wensum, Norfolk
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German WW2 soldier found living in forest.

A German WW2 soldier has been found alive and well in a Suffolk forest, still believing there is a war on.
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Dr Dre reveals Beets By Dray inspired by Suffolk farmer.
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Police to replace German Shepherds with Honey badgers.
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Lowestoft Yoga school stretches value for money to the limit.
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Man arrested for selling ‘powdered water’ to parched Norfolk gardeners.
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Bungling robbers raid sperm bank.

Two men who attempted to rob a sperm bank were today labelled Britain’s dumbest criminals.
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St. Luke’s church in the quaint Suffolk village of Flowton is publicising a devilish offer to its parishioners: “two free wanks” per month.
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Shrek was based on Norfolk people, DreamWorks admits.
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Sniff my sausage: Greggs launches own-brand aftershave.
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Couple granted quickie divorce over Marmite row.

A Suffolk couple have been granted a quickie divorce after falling out over the popular toast spread, Marmite.
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Fury as red phone box found to contain phone, not books.
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Suffolk farmer milks creation of pint-sized cow.
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The provocative public lavatories are causing more discomfort than convenience, particularly for male users.

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Google confirms Norwich is inbred!
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Slow yew down, bor

Villages across Norfolk have been forced to spend a small fortune on new road signs so that locals can understand them.
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A disgruntled former Morrisons shop assistant has been fired for telling customers that only morons shop at Morrisons.
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The abandoned horse waits in vain for sire to visit.

An abandoned white horse has been spotted in a 5th floor window at the Ipswich School Book Depository.
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A child was crushed at a history museum after he threw M&M at a giant 163 million old dinosaur’s skeleton.
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Waitrose to hold open evenings for common people only.
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