I didn't wake up a millionaire, so you're stuck with me, again, still

heal, so when someone tries to love you, you don't break them

I don't care how many people I piss off or offend, because at least it'll be the genuine version of me doing so and not some fake side trying to get your approval of friendship.

'I'm sorry you feel that way' is not an apology.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Me: but I don't want to answer my phone

Be yourself

Everyone else sucks

Who's joining me & what are you brining ?

People think I'm over dramatic when I get upset but when an octopus gets upset they eat themselves.
But nobody ever talks about that.

Now that's over dramatic.

Love’s not a cage;
it’s the entire fucking sky ☁️

Imagine watching the news

a new tattoo would hit the spot right about now

Kindness and hotness go hand in hand.

It's a start

They didn't even notice I had left as they kept talking about their Jeep.

I think two weeks in a luxury hotel with Gatorade, snacks, and him, would fix me.

There was a funnel web spider at work today, just near where I was working

If you don't know what that is, it's the worlds deadliest spider

I lived the Australian stereo type today

I get more followers when I'm not here

Stays away permanently

Why was everything brown in the 80s

Rest in peace Hatter, you were a good friend

Question for the ladies here

Why do you post pics ?

For me if I take a pic & I like it I'll post it

Yes the validation is nice but that's not why I do it