Good Tweetman To the cradles:

You were born into this, bub.

When I converted, I literally got into a fistfight with my dad when I was 16.

I fought for this shit. I’m deep in the Game, motherfucker.

America has, if anything, a Puritanism problem.

“All joking aside,” what? No. Absolutely not. Do not set joking aside.

Just gonna go and say this does *not* honor real-life priests and the role they play in people’s lives.

Because priests aren’t factory machines made to answer every question somebody has.

Get you a man who can give you cheese.

(🧵) the best anti-tortured poets department hate tweets

There is also a Freud one but you need to show id

A true poetic genius, a word smith, a master of her craft.

That’s because all you have are words, dead ink on a page made of dead tree pulp.

St. Francis had Christ.

This is worse than YOU ARE BUGS.

Please tell every Georgia cop you know that you can’t charge Wearing a Mask or Hood to Conceal Identity unless it can be show the Defendant did so in order to threaten or intimidate.

I just had to cut yet another guy loose because this was the underlying offense.

The news of OJ's death really hertz, man. It really cuts deep.

Rejoice.

Tomorrow 11 April at 11 am the European Parliament will vote on the inclusion of access to abortion as a fundamental right in the EU. For this reason, 40 Days for Life in Spain is calling for a 24-hour day of prayer for the Virgin Mary to intercede for the unborn

here are two men with different builds, yet both look great in high-rise trousers

Good news! Eucharistic Revival pillows are half off at the Target

WRONG.