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Swan Tzu

@Swan_Tzu

Proud dad to the toughest guy I know. Lover of corgis, dinosaurs, common sense. Wish I had more of each of those. #ATLUTD #COYG #BLM He/Him

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Happy Spotify Unwrapped AKA “Wait, I can explain” AKA “Bro are you okay?” day to all who celebrate.

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The bar at the hotel I’m staying in has “Chicken Fried Bacon” on the menu and if you think I’m getting out of here without trying that, you don’t know a thing about me.

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There’s a corgi in line roughly fifteen passengers behind me in the TSA checkpoint, and I’m the only one freaking out about him every time I see him.

People are stupid.

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I did last minute shopping on Christmas Eve *one* time and swore to myself, “never again.”

You think I’d apply that same logic to buying wine for Thanksgiving dinner the day before, and yet…

Maybe next year (but almost certainly not).

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“How likely are you to recommend SalesForce to a friend?”

My robot in Christ, if I am talking to someone about SalesForce outside of the office, I am definitely not friends with them.

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“Big Boi featuring Andre 3000” but it’s just 3 Stacks playing flute.

Probably more likely to happen before a proper Outkast album.

“Big Boi featuring Andre 3000” but it’s just 3 Stacks playing flute. Probably more likely to happen before a proper Outkast album.
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On Tuesday they wanted us to blackout the Benz.

Tonight they apparently want me to blackout on my couch.

Message received, 🫡🥃

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