Technically Betty White 100, we counting the 9 months in the womb from today forward

Desmond Tutu: 10 famous quotes from South Africa's Archbishop news.sky.com/story/desmond-…

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Introducing your 2021 Fat Bear Week champion, sir 480 Otis 👑

The official bracket is here! Feast your eyes on this year’s tournament of the titans of tonnage! Who do you think will make it to the finals on Fat Bear Tuesday? Comment with your predictions.

Fat Bear Week is Sept 29 - Oct 5. Vote at fatbearweek.org. #FatBearWeek

attempting to sack the capitol in the middle of a plague hang it up byzantium 🙄

Me, in between trivia podcasts and sleep: Hey, the americans were doing that runoff in Georgia, I'd better check on the news quickly, it'll probably just be a quick goog-

Well done to the twitter ai that tagged this as gaming - I guess to survive as a twitter ai you've got to be an optimist

That feeling when you can't tell if the flashing in the clouds is lightning or fireworks and it couldn't be a more on brand send off of the year

a happy new year to all, either way

I mean, on the plus side 2021 has basically nothing to live up to

They...they don't???

Activision Blizzard CEO Cancels All Microtransactions After Being Visited by 2 Free Ghosts and an Additional Ghost for $3.99

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The X in 'X-mas' isn't meant to replace Christ. X is the Greek letter for Chi, but pronounced 'Key'. Jesus was a vessel with no darkness, meant to battle Vanitas, a being of pure darkness, to create the X-blade, a weapon of ultimate power to open the true Kingdom Hearts.

I just watched a video of people playing a videogame version of uno that forces you to use the actual game rules and it was like seeing Pierce Brosnan in mamma mia 2

I have watched maybe too much test cricket in my life

I don’t know what this means but I know it’s accurate

Nothing like the fate of the planet and everyone's twitter feed hanging in the balance to keep you powering through a project you've left to the last minute

happy ester. i have hidden ur human childs.