Reminds me of the ANGIE TRIBECA plotline where a villain puts clothes on animals and the police panic because now no one can tell the difference between animals and people.

“My gazpacho was cold! Like, ice cold.”

One thing about cruises that sets them apart from other modes of vacation is how international they are.

On any given cruise—regardless of the cruise line, regardless of which countries the cruise visits—you will meet other vacationers from all over the world.

It’s heartening.

People who own sourdough starters are imprisoning and enslaving a living, breathing thing.

Seems like something PETA would get involved with. Why the silence?

If you're looking for a hint, I've got one for you.

It involves Bunraku.

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Only geniuses should be allowed to attend universities.

A high school education (with maybe some vocational training) is sufficient for most professions. Most professions are that stupid.

If I am ever fortunate enough to have children, I will give them everything.

And the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation will get nothing.

Because of the timing of this particular cruise, they are having a seder at sea to celebrate Passover.

I was surprised.

no one here listens

Ironically women have the power to make any event/product/venue trend. They are 80% of all consumer spending.

They chose the Kardashians not the WNBA.

Every glimpse is a work of art.

And the word came to Alma, saying: Go; and also say unto my servant Amulek, go forth and prophesy unto this people, saying—Repent ye, for thus saith the Lord, except ye repent I will visit this people in mine anger; yea, and I will not turn my fierce anger away.

Alma 8:29

Don't give up your power to anyone.

No matter how they try to shame you for having it.

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“Floating island”

Meringue floating on a pool of vanilla. Quantum of the Seas.

Lasagna al Forno aboard the Quantum of the Seas.

I tried to center the waterfall here to make it more visible.

But it’s still hard to see.

Majestic mountains.

And even a few waterfalls if you look closely.

The majestic cliffs of Kawai.

When people act ashamed of their own greatness, then you know the world is sick.

You have seen it in many places already.

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