this is going to make a great movie someday

Not me listening to Wannabe on the radio while I wait for the bank to open

👀👀👀👀 MY SECRET IS FINALLY OUT 👀👀👀👀
elle.com/culture/books/…

So it turns out bird flu has been ripping through US dairy factories for months and we’re just realizing this now because the USDA exempted farms from testing and even concealed data.

The underrated context to all this is that Biden’s Secretary of Agriculture is a milk lobbyist.

Ahem: I'm overjoyed to announce that I'm moving forward with another book, on the organisms that are perhaps nearest to my heart (with sincere apologies to beavers). Thanks to my friends at W. W. Norton & Company & Aevitas Creative for helping me make this dream project a reality. Fish on!

Pub Day for my book of food essays, BITE BY BITE! It’s been a delicious & difficult time but I hope it gives you nourishment. Here’s where I’ll be this spring. I’m honored to sit with so many heroes. It becomes our nourishing bc we take care of each other. Come, sit next to me.

Hot egg sandwich 🟰 breakfast
Cold egg sandwich 🟰 lunch

I don’t make the rules

I’m currently in exit row of a Boeing 737 somewhere above midwest and guy by window across aisle just asked flight attendant for 3 blankets bc of some sort of “draft” from door, lol. “We’ll deal with that on ground,” she said, tucking…blue fleece…against the plane door.

.David Zipper absolutely slayed this deep dive into how federal policy distorts the US car market in favor of enormous SUVs & trucks that are worsening our already intolerably high rate of death by cars. A total pleasure to work on 🚗🚗

The perfect author photo doesn’t exi—

for this year's PA farm show, they had to take the live chick-hatching offsite due to avian flu, so i went to go see them in their safe little basement incubator for Ambrook Research. here's something on life and death and risk and disease: ambrook.com/research/lives…

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

What’s the song that whenever it comes on you suddenly feel like the main character in the movie of your life?

Omg the sexy tennis movie

it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP 'RESCUING' BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING.
ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

I hope these universities know that parents of future college kids are looking on and making notes of which administrations are sending armored police and guard out to attack their own students and faculty