This. 💋

My IG handle is Hollywoodfarmgirl. Ya know. In case Twitter burns down like a Tesla car. 💋

I’ve decided it’s imperative to my daily serotonin levels that I pump up the jams like it’s 1999, as I make my way back from school carpool drop off.

Todays message brought to you by Madonna 🖤

If I wanna eat the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms cereal box while I am waiting in the carpool pick up line, I am free to do so. I am the mom.

Throwback Thursday to 1998 when I was finally able to quit my day job.
A few reasons why:
Playtex
AT&T
Trident
Ponds pore strips

Ah, commercials. 💚

If you really love me, you had me on your keychain in the late 90s, early aughts.
💖

Where is the long-overdue tv show about decent moms (who happen to be gay) raising kids (who happen to range from pansexual to cis-het), & then hilarity ensues with a nice superficial, yet provocative, plot?

Where is this show?!

Call me, people.

Cashmere heaux.
💋

My nephew turns to my sister and says “Oh no! Water is running from the bathroom!”

We grab towels and race down the hall to find this

I don’t know who needs to hear this
but

if they don’t like
you healing
They benefitted from
you being broken.

Heal anyway.

Actually.....

Blardigan

blanket+cardigan

One year ago today
I had not mastered the slow cooker
I had never made chicken tikka masala
I hadn’t made pot roast (!)
I hadn’t taught myself how 2 make rugs from sheets
I was eating all feelings
My 4 kids were shorter than me
I had never worn a face mask
❤️
Go easy on yourself.

Sometimes, when I can’t find my house slippers, I wear my loafers from high school.

38.

Proof of the campout.
They stayed out all night, despite the cold and rain.
Everybody was in a hot bath at 6am, though. 😂 Funny. Nobody wanted to sleep in later?

They watched Frozen II, & were singing along at the top of their lungs at 9pm.

❤️I love my wife❤️

Y’all.
The wife has decided a backyard campout is exactly the distraction some of our kids/our dog need tonight.

They are trying 2 set up the tent.

Just overheard wife:
“Oh, Gus, no! Did you just PEE there? That’s where the tent was gonna go!”

Also. It looks like rain.

Bless.

Off topic.

Keeping my hands busy with yarn.

#crochet