Happy 81st birthday to #HerveVillechaize . Most people, like my parents, remember him playing #Tattoo on #FantasyIsland while others, like my aunt, remembers him playing #NickNack , the minor villain in the #JamesBond film #TheManwiththeGoldenGun .

Happy 460th birthday to #WilliamShakespeare . Without him we wouldn't have plays. He also died on his birthday 408 years ago.

This is good and funny.

Happy #EarthDay everyone!

Happy 120th birthday to #JRobertOppenheimer . The inventor of the #atomicbomb .

Happy 87th birthday to #JackNicholson . I guess him acting crazy has paid off, since he has 12 #Oscar nods and 3 Oscar wins. This man is #AsGoodasItGets .

6 years ago, we lost #VerneTroyer . His death basically ended any chance of a 4th #AustinPowers to be made. At least he's free from what he was suffering from.

9 years ago, we lost #SteveByrnes . #NASCAR races aren't the same without you.

So I bought a few things today and my total was $32 even. Maybe it might be a sign.

The good news is the #Cubs won and #AustinHill didn't win the #NASCAR race today. The bad news is, the Cubs lost and a RCR car won the NASCAR race today.

16 years ago, #DanicaPatrick became the 1st female to win an #IndyCar race.

Happy 79th birthday to #MiketheHeadlessChicken . He lived for 18 months after his head had been cut off, surviving because most of his brain stem remained intact and it did not bleed to death due to a blood clot.

It's #April20th aka #420Day . A day to listen to some Grateful Dead, The Doors, any The Beatles song from Rubber Soul to later, and other drug songs.

Happy 65th birthday to #ClintHoward . Ron's younger brother. I don't see him wearing a dam hat to hide his baldness unlike Ron who is too scared to show his head and retired from acting because he's bald. At least Clint has guts.

Happy 83rd birthday to #RyanONeil . He's most remembered playing in #LoveStory , #PaperMoon , #BarryLyndon , #ABridgeTooFar , and being a terrible father. Maybe if he didn't do #boxing and got too many hits to the head, he might not have been a terrible father.

108 years ago, the #Cubs played their 1st game at #WrigleyField .

112 years ago, both #TigerStadium and #FenwayPark open up.

Facts right here.

For once, I agree with Denny.

Ok, new rule for #ARCA . The Venturini and Gibbs cars should either start in the back or a lap down so they don't cheat. This was the worst ARCA race ever. It felt like I was watching an F1 race because there was no passing and it went caution free and caution free races are bad.