The word “Y’all” in Texas is like an invitation. Used in a sentence: “y’all come in and have a seat I’ll pour you a glass of whiskey.”

Love is like a bottle of whiskey. Very good.

Whiskey with wit works well when whiffed. #NationalTongueTwisterDay .

This #VeteransDay , we raise our glasses to all the vets. Thank you for your service to our country. 🇺🇸 🥃

The “key” to whiskey is right there in the name. Get it? Anyway, gonna log off Twitter now.

Cheers to the best day of the week. #WhiskeyWednesday
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Enjoy some adult candy tonight. (We mean whiskey.)

Just did some research and it turns out our whiskey is delicious.

You’ve heard of whiskey Wednesday, but have you heard about whiskey Tuesday? It’s today.

Wanna hear a scary story? I went to a friend’s last night and they only had Canadian whiskey.

You never know what you’ve got ‘till it’s gone (he says as he looks at his empty bottle of TX).

Bath whiskey > shower beer

Just one ice cube. This stuff isn’t lemonade.

I have an idea for a new state fair food. It’s called fried TX.

Stop scrolling Twitter and pour a glass of whiskey. Trust us.

Reply with your favorite whiskey and we’ll tell you if you’re right.

We could spend hours telling you about the pride we put into making our whiskey. But we’d rather just drink it.

Whiskey is the official drink of fall. (This tweet is legally binding.)

someone pass the whiskey

Hey Big Tex , let us buy you a drink, from one Texan icon to another.