Facebook marketplace never disappoints

Guys that get broken up with and start posting stories nonstop to cope, I see you and no one cares you are back at the gym

Do I have to

not sure why i have to explain this but if you’re not wearing a long pointed sleeping cap with a little poofball on the end, your ass better not go honk shoo honk shoo or mimimimimi

Wtf who was driving the building that fast

Getting fist bumped by a monkey would change my life

Got kicked out of Wonka

Not me. The battle of Naboo was devastating and many lives were lost.

adhd is the most embarrassing diagnosis. sorry dude you have ipad baby brain take meth the rest of your life

daddy feels like the stupidest kid at school today kitten

Need this for when I get a “Hey, can we talk?” text

Need her to put on a pair of these and stroke me silly

Sorry for freaking out earlier man, didn’t realize everything would be ok

a girl at the cinema didn’t wear pink for barbie and I saw them take her out back and heard gunshots

just found out he passed away, not sure what to say. he leaves a complicated legacy

God forbid men have hobbies