But Ted has.

Some of y’all don’t have a sense of humor. And it shows.

Doesn’t Shelly seem nice?

Some qunt blocked me so I blocked her back so she can’t ring her devil’s doorbell to me later.

He does have 4-5 kids*

*not sure Barron is his, and the kids we know about are exactly that.

Me: you gonna clean up your mess? (His night to cook) (he has the hiccups already)

Him: yup.

Me tomorrow: so I get to do the dishes when I cook and the dishes when I don’t. Or rewash the dishes he *washed*.

I hear that when Kristi Noem met Kim Jong Un, he shared his recipe for dog sauce.

Just like in North Korea.

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The brain worm tried to infect MAGA but alas, they have no brains.

Was RFK, Jr the test dummy?

Trump should make the worm his VP. It’s obviously his best choice.

This is why Trump has a chance to win.

Hunter Biden should attend Barron’s graduation.

I’m not a doctor but this tracks.

I enjoy a naked lady every now and again. There were no nudes as promised and I don’t know what profilemy is. Sounds Russia.

I would like to congratulate my parents on my sister having her student loans cancelled. She never paid them until 5 years ago. They did.

My boss’ kid is graduating high school with about 1,000 of her classmates.

I had about 140 kids in my class at most, and my class was a large class.

What size was your graduating class?

While Trump is spewing lies to the media at his trial, this happened.

'You remind me of my daughter' in this context might be one of the grossest things I've ever heard/read.