New watch??..

I tried a bit of painting today, do you think it's any good?

Be honest, have you ever heard of cassette tapes?

It's my 80th Birthday again tomorrow, can I get a Follow and a Retweet please?

Lesson learnt, don't wear baggy undercrackers to the shops..

I'm gonna put it out there, nobody really knows when to and when not to use a comma ,,,,

What does it look like once it's cooked?

Dear kids, it's my turn to shit myself, and your turn to clean it up.

Full circle, baby.

Do you like my new hair?

Found this in the loft, do you think it's worth anything?

She's a bit plain looking but somebody might like it?

80 tomorrow, can I get a Follow and Retweet? Happy Birthday.

This will be lost on anyone under 30.

No, you hang up.

I tweet, you reply, I reply back, then so do you.

Just explaining how it works round here for the old folk. Now please form an orderly queue.

It's my 80th Birthday on the 30th February, can I get a Follow and a Retweet??

Take a leap of faith.

Not to brag, but I went into the next room and remembered why I went in there in the first place.

When you're exercising, does anybody else spend the entire time thinking about what they'll eat after?

A reminder, it's my 80th Birthday on the 31st of this month. I'm throwing a huge party, free food, drink, hotels, travel and gifts for everyone, Taylor Swift is Headlining. You're invited, full details including private jet charters - shared the 30th! Save the date in your diary.

Without googling it, has anyone seen my slippers?

Good morning citizens of the world. If you do anything today, be sure to find time to smile.

Does anyone still eat Grilled Cheese Sandwiches?