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That One Counselor

@Teachinyou

Mother of 2 amazing boys, counselor. God is good!

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calendar_today10-10-2013 03:28:51

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Pro tip: if you screw up, take ownership of it. Don’t try to push the blame on to someone else. Even if you have been doing that job for 30 years. That doesn’t mean you will always be perfect.

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A little old man at church asked me if I was ever going to remarry. He said, “some guy is really missing out without you in their life.” Bless his heart. If I weren’t so damn picky, there might be a chance. Maybe some day. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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My son and I were interviewed by the news after graduation tonight, because I was able to present the memorial scholarship for his dad, as well as his diploma to him. It’s so weird watching myself on TV. What an emotional night!

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If you’ve been following my tweets, you know a student passed away, and 2 days later a tornado flattened half the town. Last night a hail storm broke every windshield on the grieving family’s cars. Today at the graveside, the hole caved in, so they couldn’t put him in.

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8th grade state math test is 60 questions taken over two sessions. 8th grade semester test for material covered in one semester? 100 questions to be done in one 60 min session…

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And no one should ever have to attend a funeral for a 15 y/o bc some drunk twat is too proud to let said sober 15 y/o drive them home. Watching my son and his teammates grieve the loss of their friend was too much. 😭

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I hadn’t thought about the number of students who would now be officially MV homeless. My heart hurts so much.

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And the hits just keep on coming for our little town. F4 tornado ripped through last night. 1 dead, 1 still missing, 2 in ICU. It completely destroyed the east side of our community.

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Despite all the crisis counseling classes and trainings I have taken, nothing prepares you for the real thing. I am still grateful for the knowledge and preparation they provide.

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If you’re the praying type, please send prayers. I just got word that two of my students were in a serious car accident and there’s officially a fatality. I’ve never lost a current student. We graduate 30 kids a year. My community is small and close. My heart is broken.

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Unpopular opinion, but the older I get, the more I realize the amount of useless crap we make our kids learn in school. We need to be fostering interests earlier instead of making kids take a “well rounded” curriculum. No, I’m not talking elementary.

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The plot thickens on my principal’s position being absorbed. She was told this plan back in March, but was told not to tell anyone. Now people are finding out, and both parents and students are pissed!

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My son threw me under the bus. He told his English class that the only class I cared about was history. That’s not exactly how it went. I said, “I need you to focus on history bc it goes on your HS transcript. I need you to pass the others so we can be done with this school.” 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Unsolicited dating app advice round 2. Don’t make your profile name something stupid like HotLvr or Mossman. Wtf is Mossman supposed to even mean? The pool is radioactive, my friends. 0/10…do not recommend.

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I’m about to start posting unsolicited dating profile tips. Tonight’s tip: if you’ve been in an accident that sent you to the hospital with your face split open, you probably don’t want to use a pic of that on your profile. Save that gem for date 3-4.

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