'I want this edit finished before the mandatory 11am tummy tickles or I'll fucking end you'

It's proper spangly, it's the Tecno Spark 20 Pro - and there's a Pro PLUS version if you want a bit more beef tecnomobile #AD

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Back by popular demand (one person asked about it earlier this month), it's the usual festive bollocks. Possibly less annoying than a Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas special

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Found a bar in Strasbourg with about 200 whiskys on tap. If you need me before 2024, good fucking luck!

If you want something fancy strapped to your arm this Christmas, HuaweiUK has you covered! Big thanks to these guys for sponsoring this round up, let us know your favourite (mine's the green GT 4)

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AI is pretty useful for some stuff. Like creating relaxing images of James Corden falling into a lake of lava

Totoro whisky! If it makes me see giant fuzzy creatures after half a bottle, I'm 100% in

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One of the biggest #CES2024 launches has to be ASUS UK - Jan 9, 5pm UK time. Bit of a teaser here:

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Any other old twats remember this classic platformer? Original Duke Nukem, remastered for Evercade, played on a Super Pocket. Hours of thumb punishing fun (or minutes, until arthritis kicks in)

The HP EliteBook 1040G laptop boasts impressive Intel 13th Gen performance in an ultraportable 1.2kg form, with next-level privacy and security tools - and here's a tasty bit of video showing it off! #AD HP Intel

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iPhone 15 Pro Max STILL doesn’t like data roaming, ‘3G’ logo flashing on and off now I’m in France, no internet connection. Anyone else had this problem? SIM works fine when I swap into a £300 Android

These Kindle book titles seriously need to calm the fuck down

Alright I'm giving them another chance. Filthy brownie beer this time...

Anyone actually managed to shift their Pixel Watch 2 to a different phone? Even with a Pixel 8 I get a generic 'LOL something fucked up' message every single time

Coincidence that Google set up this blog mere months after I started Tech Spurt? I'll take my royalties in crates of whisky lads. Cheers to Chris Hall

This week's bollocks is a (heavily embargoed) squint at the #Pixel8 series, a week two #iPhone15ProMax update and most importantly, a review of the Nothing beer

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