Ken’t believe this is a real thing

A wise man once said wrinkles only go where the smiles have been.

Well thanks for makin’ me look like a California Raisin version of Walter Matthau on a tanning bed, Jimmy.

Rest in paradise.

An old friend taught me this term “ussie” a while back.

Call me Cormac McCarthy ‘cause this one’s for the road.

A few years ago I hopped on a plane with Coach Beard headin' to a little town in London. Tonight we play our final match. 

It's like what I say about the films of David Lynch. I can't tell you what's happenin', but I sure as heck don't want it to end.

Either I just died or my life-long dream of winnin’ #TheVoice finally came true tonight.

Win or lose, this is my most anticipated Pep talk since Kid President won the hearts and minds of daytime television all across the world.

Excited to see the clothes out tonight, LeBron James

Haven’t seen this many anchormen drop since Channel 4 News took on the Evening News Team in a San Diego alley.

Despite what Jeff Goldblum in The Fly and our “tap-to-pay” society may tell us, change can be a good thing.

Belief is kinda like MC Hammer. Sure, you can’t touch it, but it’s still super infectious.

I know folks can get lost in my metaphors but this is a new one… cnn.com/2023/03/23/us/…

Hey Ruben Loftus-Cheek - scar tissue reminds us that we’ve lived and healed. And that even a legend like Anthony Kiedis can feel lonely sometimes.

With all due respect to those cars from Fast & Furious, this might be the best clutch performance I’ve ever seen.

I know how this looks…but if The Cure has taught us anything, great things can happen when you’re down in the dumps.

And here I was trustin’ someone who enjoys tea 😔

Maybe’s it the magic of three, maybe it’s climate change, but this season feels different.

Here we go!

I love ya, Roy. But this is more uncanny than a late 2000s Zemeckis film

Just when things were startin’ to make sense to me here

I love days like 3.3. It’s like livin’ in a Wes Anderson movie.

Ain’t nothing like the real thing! Unless you’re talkin’ bout one of those Tom Cruise deepfake videos (those get me every time).