It’s a rare cool late April day. I’m sitting in the sunroom on the side of the house with all the windows open, my view. The rain has helped green everything up.

Speaker Johnson did the right thing & threw Moscow Marge aka Marjorie Taylor Greene the bird 🖕🏾& the only people mad the day after are: her, Putin, & the Pro Putin Caucus within the House Republicans.

At the end of the day, Dems are always ready to work, if speaker Johnson

GD i was being very G rated here. Free speech my ass Elmo.The fucking MAGAt traitors get away with vile threats.🙄

I’m tired of all the “pussy in bio” replies to damn near every tweet. If I wanna see pussy I’ll look at my wife’s or my own thank you very much. My block finger is beginning to hurt. Elmo certainly didn’t get rid of the bots like he promised, so not surprised.🙄

Today is my mom’s 81st birthday. Just got off a FaceTime with her and my little bros. I miss the time when everyone was in Houston & I could drive 3 hrs to be there. Baby bro is still there, little bro & mom are in WA. I’m missing them all today.

It’s end of April and 68° in south central TX, that’s crazy cool but I love it. I’ve got the windows open before the storms later while eating crème brûlée my wife made.😋

LUVS!!
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Good morning and happy 420 Saturday! Have a fanfuckingtastic day. This WILL be me in the home for old lesbians some day.😏😎✌🏻

We’re watching Billy Joel at Madison Square Garden. Takes me straight back to high school.🥰 It’s amazes me I can remember lyrics to songs that’re 40 to 50+ years old and can’t remember what I walked into the next room for. 🙄😂

Fire On The Mountain- Grateful Dead

This is giving me such perverse pleasure. I can just hear him “They were big beautiful farts. Men came up to me with tears in their eyes, sir they smelled so good…”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Good morning y’all. I’m having an allergic reaction to a new med. I look like a boiled lobster from head to bottom of my feet and itch and burn everywhere, even my eyes. My face and eyes are swollen. Was up all night wanting to rip my skin off. Happy fucking Friday.😂🤣

Just when I think the fucking GQP Senate Republicans House Republicans traitors can’t get anymore unserious or idiotic, they prove me wrong. Mama needs to smoke another bowl cuz my eyes are about to roll outta my fucking head. They’re the embarrassment of the fucking world. FFS SMFH🙄🤦🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Marjorie Taylor Greene is not an aberration. The entire republican party is owned and operated by Vladimir Putin. She is just the loudest, dumbest, and most blatant about it. Traitors, every last fucking one of them.

Good morning y’all. Austin decided since he was awake at 5:30 this morning that I needed to be too. Mama was not amused, haven’t been able to go back to sleep. I feel a nap coming on later. Y’all have a fanfuckingtastic day.🫶🏻

What do you call a morbidly obese man with narcolepsy that likes golden showers?

Rip Van Tinkle.

The vast majority of trans people report an increase in life satisfaction after transitioning, a record-breaking survey shows.

Over 90,000 people responded, making it the largest-ever survey of trans people in the U.S. nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-ne…

OMFG I needed this laugh so fucking bad. It’s so true, just wait until 60…😒😵‍💫🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Teaching my first History course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student