Started ...going. #LocalElections2024

Ugh I can’t wait to get toob broadband installed, the pathetic speeds we get from Sky means it takes almost 2 hours to update Call of Duty while my mates are all sat waiting for me 🙄

Beige My mother couldn’t stand Alan Titchmarsh because he use to call himself ‘A.T’ on his chat show. She said ‘nobody’s given him that nickname he’s given it to himself. Loves himself’ 😂

My mum can’t stand Tom Hanks, for no real reason 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ugh National Highways: South-East are up to their old tricks again, M3 closed 4-6, nothing going on between 4-4a and 5-6. Why the hell is the closure not just 4a-5 where they’re doing the work???

I'm a secret Lemonade drinker.....

Couldn't resist... Ashford speaks.
#30pLee #30pLee noch #Reform

Breathe, don't break 🎮 🧘

Mrs Wallace's Saturday

'How big are you?!' 😂 When Giant from the Gladiators met Twiggy

We should normalise putting presents in gift bags. There is not a single man out there who enjoys wrapping presents or is any good at it

Natasha Bedingfield (2004)

Really sad to hear about the death of Annie Nightingale, Tuesday nights on BBC Radio 1 won’t be the same 😞

FML why does everything in Welcome Break fleet services close so early? 2220 hrs, the only food outlet open is Burger King and they’ve run out of chicken.
Much use as an ashtray on a motorbike.

Kevin Edger This is particularly creepy because I’ve got this weird freak blocked.

It’s called dark humour mate.

Angela Rayner was right, actually.

We have no obligation to be decent to a bunch of racist, corrupt shithouses.

Get fucked.

Men talking to each other about their feelings you ghoulish fucks isn’t *woke* (whatever that is?) - it’s a brilliant thing that’ll mean less suicides & less misery for more families. And they’re allowed to read things too, other than shit newspapers. So please do fuck off.

This speaks volumes

Please note

Absolutely freezing in the gents at Welcome Break Fleet services nb. Feels like the ac is on. I guess someone didn’t get the memo about it being December in the uk 🙄

World fucking beating.