Good ebening.

Bernado Silva is going to have to listen to so many Jordan Peterson audiobooks to forget that penalty kick.

The Champions League is a very simple competition. 32 teams enter, and at the end Real Madrid come back to win.

HAHAHAHAHHA THEY PULLED THE EDERSON LEVER

Imagine an England player with bigger bollocks than Bellingham. Impossible. They don't exist.

He’s Andrey Lenin now

There are some interactions that should just see your accreditation revoked until someone else is appointed or you learn to behave, prove that, and apologise

WE WON

Like me flexing a tenner to Elon musk

please don’t post about my poor penix accuracy

Pep: dossiers on why if you catch Carvajal off balance in the 73rd minute by running at him from 106 and 124 degrees, you can create an overload that with three extra passes could lead to being just one cutback from a 0.6xG chance

Mr. Ancelotti:

no. next question.

This is why he didn't draft Will Levis

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'Carson Stones' is an NFL player. 'Bobb Lewis' played in the 1903 FA Cup final.