Helldivers fans -- we’ve heard your feedback on the Helldivers 2 account linking update. The May 6 update, which would have required Steam and PlayStation Network account linking for new players and for current players beginning May 30, will not be moving forward.

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Kendrick: you’re a pedophile deadbeat pussy who has another hidden child and you have a team of sex traffickers and I know that you partake in their debauchery and also I want you to die
Drake: Daughter where? 😭😭😭😭

I’m sorry but none of y’all are #RealLovers like Bill Withers

I've been rejected by women SEVERAL times and not once did I come close to wanting to get violent or anything towards them. I went home and listened to sad R&B songs like a real man

I’ll give you one guess.

him: you better not be a cunty goose when i get there
me:

Call me Burton Guster the way I give Magic Head

(empathetic walter white)

what is wrong? why are you blue? :(

There’s a storm passing through OKC with the potential for tornados, so I’m keeping up-to-date with the only outlet I trust (the Forecast Channel on the Nintendo Wii)

Bring back couch co-op games, you cowards

Just got an ad for the concept of a German Shepherd. I take back every criticism I’ve ever expressed about this era of Twitter

I am married and obviously will never be on something like The Bachelorette or anything like that but I’m still firmly convinced I could win a show like that just by being a normal person

It’s really funny seeing people blaming Disney for how Reddit the humour is in this movie as if this isn’t the exact same sense of humour in every Deadpool movie

if you’re cold they’re cold, let them inside

I think that the Dead Internet Theory is unrealistic and overly pessimistic, but I *do* believe that Elon Musk will make Twitter into a minature version of it. Porn bots, crypto scammers, and AI-written tweets are soon gonna be all that’s left of this app.

You guys can NOT be serious; it literally isn’t that deep

My great grandfather was a door to door phone salesman for AT&T who went into foreclosure in the Great Depression and was banned from owning property because anything they owned would be seized. After WWII in Philadelphia there was an effort to literally ‘clear the books’ and get…

BREAKING NEWS:

Nintendo has shelved any plans of making a 'The Legend of Zelda' movie. The company plans to shift it's focus on making a live action 'Chibi-Robo!' movie anthology, with the first movie releasing Fall 2027.

Source: Deadline Hollywood