Don't threaten me with a good time.

Psst. The electronic version of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened is $2.99 wherever e-books are sold today!

Don Armado from Love's Labour's Lost and Juliette's Nurse.

If you’re outraged about Ukrainian flags being waved on the floor of the House, wait until I tell you about the time the Jan. 6th terrorists ripped the American flag down at the Capitol and replaced it with a Trump flag. That’ll really blow your mind.

It’s green outside.

Kevin?

🎧 In the market for some humor for #ShakespeareDay ? Take this #EarphonesAward winner from Euan Morton, who makes excellent use of classic Christopher Moore comedy. HarperAudio bit.ly/3eD0uq5

der Wankpanzer! 😂

Y'all I just discovered that in return for donating his art collection, John Waters asked the Baltimore Museum of Art to name bathrooms after him.

And they did.

And they're gender-neutral.

I'll grant that while I don't care for the game, Jonathan Nolan's take on Fallout gives me hope that in the right hands, a Bioshock movie could be really terrific.

Kevin!
#Caturday

Science bitches! 'Note that some studies show nine mouse days are roughly equivalent to one human year.' Also, better vaccines. news.ucr.edu/articles/2024/…

What a contrasting night of movie viewing: Rebel Moon Part 2, and Hundreds of Beavers. Both have clear influences, yet the former is so derivative while the latter is so inspired, inventive, original, and hilarious, WITH BETTER ACTION SEQUENCES!

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These epiphanies about how unfair the legal system, for the MAGAs, is simply they have conditioned themselves to the idea that lies don't matter, and in law, they still do. Lying in some contexts is a crime. And lying about a crime, is a crime, in court.

That squirrel is motor-boating the other one.

Every day things are stupider and stupider.

I'll explain it to you for like $500K. Save you a lot of time and money.

For the Thursday crowd! 👇👇👇