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Historians Uncover Hitler’s Hamas Headscarf buff.ly/3Uuk4x5

Columbia University Students Reject A Two-Campus Solution buff.ly/3WaWAOB

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America Honors Earth Day By Recycling Used Presidential Candidates buff.ly/4b68gq5

Osama Bin Laden Given Honorary Posthumous Doctorate From Columbia buff.ly/3MNSGpu

Congress Signs Up For $40 Billion Per Month Ukraine+ Subscription buff.ly/3foKVbP

Justice Kagan might have accidentally ended DEI. Let’s talk about this irony sandwich that you missed over the weekend. 😂
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Op-Ed: If I Obtain One More Toy Plastic Sword, I Shall Be Satisfied buff.ly/3Qf1vu2

Parents Suddenly Realize They've Been Watching 'Bluey' Alone For Three Hours buff.ly/4b9iztL

Flight Attendant On A Boeing Gives Presentation On What To Do In The Unlikely Event Of A Safe Landing buff.ly/3U4zHtx

Mike Johnson Unzips Skinsuit Revealing He Was Kevin McCarthy All Along buff.ly/3U2fSmB

House Votes To Protect Every Country Not Named The United States buff.ly/3Ut2Yjd

Biden Unveils Official Campaign Slogan 'Death To America' buff.ly/3U4pTzL

Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism' buff.ly/3TRuNzS

Trump Legal Team Skeptical About Impartiality Of Juror Number Six buff.ly/3JmP2Rt

NPR Says They Always Strive To Feature A Broad Range Of Opinions From Slightly Communist To Very Communist buff.ly/4d4O6ig

People Angry About Low WNBA Salaries Prepared To Do Anything Except Watch WNBA buff.ly/4cYk1kh

House Republicans Demand New Speaker Who Will Be Equally Worthless But Maybe With Different Hair Or A Cool Mustache Or Something buff.ly/446yCpE