Nadine Dorries has now been in her job since resigning “with immediate effect” longer than Liz Truss was Prime Minister.

That’s some impressive Torying.

I, Social Media manager for TheBigCons, resign with immediate effect.

See you tomorrow.

The ongoing news about banks refusing to support people they consider racist, has diluted trust.

You cannot behave however you like and expect others to continue to trust you.

I therefore have to admit that I no longer trust Nigel Farage.

Peter Flavel, Head of Coutts, has now also stood down over the Nigel Farage fiasco.

And rightly so.

This proves that right wing politics will always win over the woke agenda.

No one should be allowed to take your money and betray you.

Except us.

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Gina Miller, Leader of the True & Fair party is the latest politician to have their bank account closed.

We understand that, as soon as he heard, Nigel Farage jumped on a plane to the banks headquarters to fix this for her.

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The fact that Flitwick Town Council have written to Nadine Dorries to complain about a “lack of representation” & to demand her “immediate vacation” of the seat is something we simply must act upon.

We have sent Lee Anderson over there with his mates to sort them out.

It’s great to see Natwest finally fire their CEO Alison Rose after the Coutts fiasco.

When an organisation fails on ethical standards and has a leadership team that behaves so poorly, they must all be fired.

Will you lot just leave Suella Braverman alone!!!

She withheld this money from asylum seekers in order to fund a luxury Rwandan concentration camp that was for THEIR BENEFIT!!

In the end the Rwandans are going to be the winners.

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Ken Clarke has let himself down.

The idea that Brexit is a disaster is just not true.

We have more food banks than ever

We don’t have forest fires

Our bankers and oil executives are super rich

Our politicians have freedom and immunity

Huge success!

Nadine is 100% right as usual.

Alison Rose should resign!

She doesn’t have to actually leave the job of course. She can just resign but stay in the job like any sensible person would.

As our Prime Minister says, Labour are on the same side as criminal gangs. Gangs that insult, abandon, lie to and harm our citizens.

But unlike these gangs we will never make you cry, we will never say goodbye, we will never tell a lie or hurt you.

#NoStrangersToLove

Suella Braverman yet again lives up to her name.

She has been as brave as a man in stopping this potential terrorist from entering our country.

She personally intervened to block him from returning to be reunited with his son. Great work!

#ThankYouSue

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Elon Musk is renaming Twitter. It will soon be known as ‘X’.

This has inspired us to rebrand.

But what should we call ourselves?

Famous Brexiteer Des Lynam is a national treasure and a role model for all of us.

He is 100% right to tell the ridiculous lefty Gary Lineker to keep out of politics.

Politics is no place for football presenters!

It’s great to see Suella celebrating our ground breaking win in Uxbridge today.

She’s also right that Labour need to abolish the disgraceful ULEZ scheme. It’s badly thought through and Londoners hate it.

It was genius and they loved it when Boris Johnson launched it though.

714 votes.

Laurence Fox should be proud.

After all his campaigning & support from GBNews he has a result that truly reflects his status as a politician

He beat UKIP, the Loonies and even Count Binface

Given this shift in the political landscape we will now bow out of politics