BREAKING: Manchester United announces that David Moyes has left the club. (part 1 of 2) #mufc

That garbage sleazebag of an agent deserves to be sh** but he gets to have a trial and waste everyone’s time

Are we allowed to celebrate Eid with you?

Inb4 we get a penalty and one of them miss it, the scriptwriters know this will get engagements

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I love JT so so much, what a man

JT defo brought the medals in unprompted as well 😭

Doubt this tbh, he’s been fully vindicated now that the secret’s out that we are a dumpster fire ran by garbage men, why would he ever return to that environment

Of course, for the only league game that matters left as well, just Arsenal’s luck

Michael Cox this is your last dance

Gonna miss him..

Sorry for ruining your last 2 seasons in Europe but reckon the CL was worth it, cheers pal

God this would feed my soul so much

Crying the 2nd worst top 6 manager ever (Potter 1st)

Badiashile has at least looked incredibly good for half a season, Disasi has looked good for exactly 1 game, suppose only the former is going to get any offers though, hope we keep him

I’m seeing zero racism here that’s a huge win imo

Hi guys, just got back from my trip to somewhere in not-Britain and it struck me how amazing everything is there. Like how I went out for dinner every night and had a laugh when in Britain I usually have to go to work every day? Why do we think this is?

The Reading ghost goal vs Watford is one of the funniest decisions ever

We can go by plane. If not we go by train, if not we go by bus, if not I will drive a seven seater.