I’m sorry, I called your balls garlic knots and laughed. I was hungry.

If you want a successful relationship, keep it private, go for the one who is emotionally mature and knows how to hold your heart well, have fun together, be weird and random, be each other's best friend first, be loyal, be respectful, learn to communicate and hold space for…

Be careful, some people are really good at giving you just enough hope to hang onto absolutely nothing at all.

Did I fail? No, I aced giving up.

Yeah🙄🙄🙄responses and telling me how to behave are a good reason for a block. It’s funny how every single day “I appreciate your friendship” suddenly goes to “She’s a bitch’” I’m a bitch bc someone doesn’t understand my post and makes it about them when I didn’t @ them? GTFOOH

When a🙄is a response from a “friend” on here that is directed at ME personally bc they don’t like how I responded to them, that is a totally disrespectful response. No one should do that shit to their friends if they truly respect them. That’s a shitty thing to do. Period.

After 30 years, you are not single anymore, you are unmarried and officially out of market on clearance sale, good news is you just escaped a divorce by not marrying the wrong person

Finally the script of my life is scripting

I have always been nice to people that I follow and have been respectful. You might not like my personal views, but I never @ people I follow or try to start shit. If you’re replying to my posts like an ass then play the victim then that’s an autoblock. I don’t put up with BS.

I like kids and don’t have them, but I don’t care what your kids are up to. Isn’t that what FB is for? 😂

If you have nothing to offer a person, do not let your ego get in the way.

Some people believe that the next moment is more important than this moment.

unapologetically authentic

As a U.S citizen, no matter what state you grew up in, it has always been known that New Yorkers are very proud to be New Yorkers and support other New Yorkers. I myself am not a New Yorker, but have a hard time believing most New Yorkers do not support a well known New Yorker.🇺🇸

It’s 2am and I’m baking a double chocolate cheesecake like some sort of nocturnal Martha Stewart (but without the criminal record)

Pearl is the female version of a cuck. Also a pick me. Don’t be a Pearl.

'It could be chemistry, mystery, or destiny, but you will always meet someone with whom you can let go without shame, like you've never done before.' ♠️🔥

I hope I marry a man who have the urge to throw something on the grill 😂

You can’t expect to build a kingdom with someone that will forever crave attention from the village