I’d like the present to be unkind to her.

Judge: Mr Trump, I’m imposing a gag order on you.
Trump: I hope and your family die.
Judge: That’s it, buddy. You’re now on double secret probation!

Co-sign. Merrick Garland has failed America.

Well, to be fair, muscle weighs more than bronzer.

MAGA uses all the excuses. All of them contradictory. Biden is a senile mastermind. Obama was a weak tyrant. Jan 6 was Antifa and the FBI but the participants are patriots and martyrs who should be released immediately. Everything. Everywhere. All at once. All bullshit.

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Willfully stupid people are exhausting.

This country better get a grip on reality and fast. One side is murderous and lawless. The other side is the Democratic Party.

Hey all, I’m on Threads now. thejackcoleman. Same great taste, 1/2 the conspiracy.

Everyone knows they’re not there to govern, only to keep the Dems from governing. But they’re so damn bad at all of it. They don’t even know how to troll. They’re perfectly comfortable lying , but they’re lazy and stupid and can’t make an accusation stick even for a day.

You couldn’t even hope to measure up to this warrior. He served for decades in public service in & out of uniform. You’re a racist second-rate football coach actively undermining US security and crushing the readiness and morale of the U.S. military. You’re a stain on the Senate.

Of course. And I invite you to explain the difference between insurrectionist- excusing and insurrectionist.

What kind of world do we live in where you can’t threaten judges, prosecutors, and witnesses?!

Putin and Biden were wrapping up a discussion.

Putin: “You know, Joe. I had this dream few days ago'

Biden: 'Oh? Tell me about it.”

Putin: 'I saw America in flames. A nuclear warhead crater where Capitol used to be. New York leveled. Los Angeles covered in human ash. It was…

I wonder if Republicans might have some thoughts about the creepiness of this marriage if it were, say, the Bidens. Or the Obamas. No… I think if Michelle Obama openly sneered at her husband, dripping contempt, they’d keep their thoughts private. Judge not, amirite?

There’s no explaining to Trump voters the error of their ways. They aren’t children. This is what they want. They want a criminal. They want a thug. They want someone who will trample the constitution and jail or execute political enemies. They want Trump just as he is.

This isn’t hard to follow:

Trump gave military intel to the Russians. The Russians, who are extremely close allies with Iran, gave it to Iran.

Iran gave that information to Hamas.

Hamas used it to attack Israel.

This is why it intel security matters. Republicans DO NOT CARE.

This isn't complicated. The Russians supported Trump. He won. Today, the three leading candidates for the Republican nomination all support Putin's position that Russian genocide is a 'regional dispute.'

Trump has endorsed Jim Jordon for Speaker. He has the Putin position.…

It’s not easy to get every note wrong. But she did. She missed every note. Tone deaf, in life and music. twitter.com/maryltrump/sta…

I just hope that Joe, and any other Dem who still harbors romantic notions of comity and compromise, comes to his senses, now. There are no honest brokers in the GOP. They’re all snakes.