Absolutely thrilling #bbcqt atm with Richard Tice and David TC Davies battling it out to see who’s the biggest prick.

Premier cru drivel from one of the country’s finest drivelliers.

GB News, 'What do you make of the Mayor of Brussels shutting down #NatConBrussels2 where Nigel Farage and Suella Braverman were speaking at?'

Jonathan Ashworth, 'I'm a champion of free speech.. But I am surprised that Suella Braverman is a speaker there because some of the

Nick Boles saw the light a few years ago. He saw what his party was turning into and he left.

Trussy.

Love it when Trump gets onto a subject he knows jack about and goes into a mode I recognise from university. It’s what comes out of your mouth when asked a question about a book you haven’t read. A freewheeling riff cobbled together from a one line review on the back of the book

How dim was that ride on Mongibello?! Was in lane 8 the entire trip!

Justin Lee is a search engine in human form. Magnificent quizzing. #UniversityChallenge

Nurse! Bring the belts for Hitchens in Bay 5.

Great new episode of Tory Shitshow today. There’s this storyline that involves a chair of a select committee who goes on Grindr and gets honey trapped into sending dick pix and so hands out phone numbers of other MPs. Thought it would dip after former deputy chairman left but no.

Ah, the chillaxing ex PM now chillaxing while being Foreign Secretary.

The right is so bereft of ideas that once the conversation moves away from immigration all it’s got is pasties, hot cross buns and scones. Oh and flags.

Surprised Labour does not campaign more on the slogan 'We're going to get our money back'.

Apart from being a just campaign it also uses a Tory trigger word. They love a 'back' campaign.

Take back control. We want our country back. Back to basics. Turn the boats back.

One of the GB News numpties pumping out drivel about Easter. We're a month away from him issuing dire warnings about St George's Day being cancelled and then there's the long wait till he starts wetting himself that Xmas is going to be banned. It's all so predictable and tiresome

This performance from Keegan is today’s Tory Baltimore bridge…

Local government finance is the next ticking time-bomb. But Sunak will be in Sillicon Valley by the time it goes off and he’s got no intention of addressing it before the election. This zombie government staggers on.

But it’s a victimless crime…Trump bleats.

Sarah Montague’s interview with Ed Milliband on #wato was truly dire journalism. Gotcha questions which ended up criticising Labour for plans that only double what the government has committed to and then resorting to ad hominem needling.

I will never understand the Right’s obsession with Meghan Markle. But then I don’t get their myriad other confected outrages over flags, poppies, the national trust, Easter eggs, Christmas ads…you know all the important things. It’s almost like it’s a concerted distraction.

Be amazed if Ten Hag starts next season in charge even if they do finish 5th. No evidence of him shaping a team that reflects United DNA. Pitiful lack of ambition today. #ManchesterDerby