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Lauryn Petrie

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“Sex, Drugs, & Death” Nihilistic Anarchist Comic @skankfestnyc @nycomedyfest Podcast: @murder_alien Co-Producer: @traumedyhournyc 🔪Former autopsy assistant 💀

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Ep 49 of AlienMurderSex with author Marco Visconti ! Check out his book The Aleister Crowley Manual and please “like” subscribe & follow if you dig occult content and comedy!
Watch here: youtu.be/U90B4b3X1EU?si…

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I’m headlining this! THIS WILL SELL OUT.
•Pole Dancing!
•Comedy!
•Satan 🤘
🎟️Tickets:
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I’m headlining this! THIS WILL SELL OUT. •Pole Dancing! •Comedy! •Satan 🤘 🎟️Tickets: purr-a-comedy-show.ticketleap.com/sex-magick-a-c…
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Being poor, or struggling with debt is NOT a moral failing.

But NOT sucking dick to fix it,…might be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Ep 49 of AlienMurderSex w author Marco Visconti ! We talk about Aleister Crowley, & more! Check out Marco’s book The Aleister Crowley Manual and please “like” & subscribe AlienMurderSex if you dig the occult & comedy! Watch here: youtu.be/U90B4b3X1EU?si…

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Why did the gov give out vouchers for poor people to switch from analog to HD TV’s? Because the HD TV’s emit sound waves, that provide us (the masses) with mind control 😵‍💫

salk.edu/news-release/i….

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