Yesterday… all my troubles seemed so far away…

Dropping the blue check like a fresh pair of Dunks or Jordans. Spending those few extra quid on tye-dye shirts.

The fucking dork Trent Crimm, Independent told me we’re moving to Threads, so I guess we’re fucking doing this. Some fucking dog’s stolen my name on insta, so I’m there as ReallyRoyKent.

Follow the dog too. Cute little fucker. For a dog.

Been on holiday. What have I missed?

Still fucking pondering all that’s transpired. Famished. May go for a doner kebab; could murder a curry. Thoughts?

Coventry v Luton Town has been a cracker of a match. In this moment (the 85th) I’ve no fucking clue who will stay down. #CoventryCityvsLutonTown

Some people’s fucking children… If you don’t like it, you don’t have to fucking watch. It will all work out. You may be happier tuning in to some nonce’s big brother finally getting a job after living off his dear old mum (or on the dole, take your fucking pick) for a lifetime.

Belief is kinda like MC Hammer. Sure, you can’t touch it, but it’s still super infectious.

Who’ve you got in today’s UCL clashes? Real and Napoli are both playing with fucking quality and heart early on.

Fucking leave it out. That shit has no place in the game.

Brighton so hard done by today. #StuartAtwell lost his mind, lost the plot, and lost his fucking whistle. Should know he can shout “whistle” if needed. Premier League should take a hard look at Atwell & VAR official #MichaelSalisbury actions. Terrible #VAR were a 3rd side again.

Holy fuck. #TOTBHA is a bloody mess. They’ve all lost the plot. Gaffers, referee, and fucking VAR. Brighton have been battling more than one opponent today. Let’s have a fair contest. This should be 2-2, if not 3-2 Brighton right now.

Thoughts on our new lad, Zlat… blx, I mean Zava? Are we lucky few here at AFC Richmond in with a fucking chance? #TedLasso

Actor Jason Sudeikis and the cast of 'Ted Lasso' are visiting the White House to discuss the importance of addressing mental health.

'I truly believe that we should all do our best to help take care of each other,' Sudeikis says.

You’ve asked, we listened…

Oi! It's out.

You’ll get no fucking spoilers from me. I’ll be buried with my secrets first (and I’m to understand there will be films on the other side of the fucking apple tree).

6 days.

#RichmondTillWeDie

Now that we’re on North London, it does look very fucking red today. I’m beginning to wonder if anyone in the Premier League can knock Arsenal off their current perch.

No, I haven’t fucking forgotten the other #FACup2023 matches. Had to digest that fucking #sheffieldvstottenham result. Respect to Grimsby Town F.C. for holding off Southampton FC to advance. Well done, lads.